We got in really late last night so I didn’t notice everything until this morning. But I got a gift bag from Dani full of stationery and office supplies for my cubicle, how thoughtful! Then she wrote me a perfect letter on the best card ever and I think I’m the luckiest girl in the world.
A lesbian relationship isn’t always two hot girls fucking with lacy underwear.
Sometimes it’s two girls throwing socks at each other whilst getting into pyjamas until one girl hits the other in the boob and it’s game over.
(Source: lilith-not-eve, via skinnyjeansandboysunderpants)
I share a birthday with the Marine Corps
Which means that my birthdays from here on will be celebrated at the extremely formal Marine Corps Birthday Ball. This is exciting, but I better get ice cream cake or something every one in a while too.
My tummy is fucked on like ten levels, but I’m going to make this Buffalo Chicken Dip for Kerry’s retirement & not regret a thing.